Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I'll help you get up, baby
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Use this fucking slut
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I've been missing out
Don't let it slip out again!
I love your ideas, honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?