Dad keeps yoinkin’ my dates!
Dad keeps yoinkin’ my dates!
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She calls it dedication
A date with a damn fine ass
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She takes heavy duty usage
Czech me out eating this cock
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Young meat is cougar feast
You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She's in hypersexual drive